Hello readers and welcome to the third ediction of fishermans tails
The pierced catfish
Before I start this story with catfish they have instead of teeth they have a almost velcro like pads that crush there pray with the help of there impressive jaws.
This story was told to me by a old fisherman on the banks of the Ebro. acording to him as a young man he was fishing one night and caught a medium sized catfish and as he was holding the catfish up struggling under the weight and just after his wife took a picture the fish flipped up and bit his nipple and jumped back into the river and he laughed and said you lucky fish, because he wanted catfish for dinner.
The Mayors Mistake
This is a local story that is floating around the town latly, a few years ago the townhall stored various supplies in this little buildingon the edge of town and our newly elected mayor decided that the town needed a crematorium and somehow found the funding to fund the transformation of this little building and payed 250000 euros to doit so for the next 6 months every local trade was called in to do the transfprmation from plumbers to electicions to roofers to fencers (people who putup fences not the person who fences) , glaziers and a stone mason. so after 6 months when everything is finished a old man stopped the mayor from cutting the ribbon that symbolises the opening saying that this is my land and forced the mayor to by him out. All in all a great idea but with poor exucution
The pierced catfish
Before I start this story with catfish they have instead of teeth they have a almost velcro like pads that crush there pray with the help of there impressive jaws.
This story was told to me by a old fisherman on the banks of the Ebro. acording to him as a young man he was fishing one night and caught a medium sized catfish and as he was holding the catfish up struggling under the weight and just after his wife took a picture the fish flipped up and bit his nipple and jumped back into the river and he laughed and said you lucky fish, because he wanted catfish for dinner.
The Mayors Mistake
This is a local story that is floating around the town latly, a few years ago the townhall stored various supplies in this little buildingon the edge of town and our newly elected mayor decided that the town needed a crematorium and somehow found the funding to fund the transformation of this little building and payed 250000 euros to doit so for the next 6 months every local trade was called in to do the transfprmation from plumbers to electicions to roofers to fencers (people who putup fences not the person who fences) , glaziers and a stone mason. so after 6 months when everything is finished a old man stopped the mayor from cutting the ribbon that symbolises the opening saying that this is my land and forced the mayor to by him out. All in all a great idea but with poor exucution
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