Hello ladies and gents lets see which battle we are living this week. We are going to Agincourt for one of the greatest British Victory at Agincourt where the 2 fingers symbol comes from now i will give it over to the best guys i know to do this. You know them the terrible twins the boxer announcers themselves its Mac and Steve.
Mac: Hello ladies and gents today we are going to France before they had there infamous 4 gear reversing Tanks when they were at war with England trying to retreive there own land back.
Steve: What i think is amazing about this fight is that the English king puts himself right with the troops as in hey guys im like you we are going to win this.
Mac: Lets see who is fighting today *In announcers voice* Ladddddiiiiieesssss and gentttlllleeemennn we have a great fight for you guys today. In theeeeee bluueeeeee corrrrrrnnner isssss Charles d'Albret ( the french ) and in the the redddddd corner isssss Henry V of England.
Steve: Lets see what they had.
English:
6,000 to 9,000.
• About 5⁄6 longbowmen
• 1⁄6 dismounted knights and
men-at-arms in heavy armour.
Mac: Seems a little one sided doesnt it mate well what the english did to even it up a little is something so simple that it makes me laugh they got logs sharpened them on either side to get the sharpe and put them a few feet infront of them so if any cavalry gets near they remove themselves shall i say. Think about it horse going 20mph meets pointy stick;
Steve : They get it mate . What the English did is run foward set up the sticks and waited in the rain as the far larger french attack and get bogged down. So boom english hits twice boom one because of the sticks and the weather ( because England controls the rain mhahahahah) knocking the frenchies to the ropes. When the army gets to the Archers unlike most archers they pick up melee weapons and taking them down genrallly 4 archers to one knight so they would cut them down by going for the groin. Which knocked the french out with a bloody nose.
Mac: What i said before about the 2 fingers thing is that the english archers would make this symbol because the french used to cut thoose fingers off so they would do that symbol thats in the pic above . well lets see what this battle cost.
English
Around 600 dead, unknown wounded
Mac: Hello ladies and gents today we are going to France before they had there infamous 4 gear reversing Tanks when they were at war with England trying to retreive there own land back.Steve: What i think is amazing about this fight is that the English king puts himself right with the troops as in hey guys im like you we are going to win this.
Mac: Lets see who is fighting today *In announcers voice* Ladddddiiiiieesssss and gentttlllleeemennn we have a great fight for you guys today. In theeeeee bluueeeeee corrrrrrnnner isssss Charles d'Albret ( the french ) and in the the redddddd corner isssss Henry V of England.
Steve: Lets see what they had.
English:
6,000 to 9,000.
• About 5⁄6 longbowmen
• 1⁄6 dismounted knights and
men-at-arms in heavy armour.
French
12,000 to 36,000
• About 10,000 knights and men-at-arms
(of which about 1,200 were mounted)
• unknown thousands of other infantry,
crossbowmen and archers.
Steve : They get it mate . What the English did is run foward set up the sticks and waited in the rain as the far larger french attack and get bogged down. So boom english hits twice boom one because of the sticks and the weather ( because England controls the rain mhahahahah) knocking the frenchies to the ropes. When the army gets to the Archers unlike most archers they pick up melee weapons and taking them down genrallly 4 archers to one knight so they would cut them down by going for the groin. Which knocked the french out with a bloody nose.
Mac: What i said before about the 2 fingers thing is that the english archers would make this symbol because the french used to cut thoose fingers off so they would do that symbol thats in the pic above . well lets see what this battle cost.
English
Around 600 dead, unknown wounded
French
7,000–10,000 (mostly killed) and about 1,500 noble prisoners
Bit of a long one today i hope you liked this series if so tell us because we are considering killing this series if you dont want that show your friends.
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