Jokey Jokes Vol 2

Hello ladies and gents this is Jokey Jokes Vol 2 i have scoured the web finding the funniest ones i can i hope you enjoy them.


Lets get laughing.

Age is a relative thing.

All my relatives keep reminding me how old I am.

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Q: What did the elephant want for his birthday?

A: A trunk full of gifts.

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You know you're getting old when you go to an antique auction and three people bid on you.

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Q: When is a birthday cake like a golf ball?

A: When you slice it.

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I just ended a long-term relationship today. I’m not too bothered, it wasn’t mine

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Wife: "In my dream, I saw you in a jewelry store and you bought me a diamond ring."

Husband: "I had the same dream and I saw your dad paying the bill."

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My girlfriend and I often laugh about how competitive we are.

But I laugh more.

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One of my friends is pregnant. And I’m really excited. Not for the baby but because she’s one of my skinniest friends.

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I used to date a hoarder, and she broke up with me. That stings extra hard—I’m like the one thing she can get rid of.

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I think the expression “It’s a small world” is really a euphemism for “I keep running into people I can’t stand.”

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I hoped you had  alaugh and tell your friends to come and have a look and as alwaus have a chilled day from the Viking