Hello ladies and gents im in a mood to laugh come laugh with me.
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Tonight I dreamt of a beautiful walk on a sandy beach.
At least that explains the footprints I found in the cat litter box this morning.
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What do you get when you cross-breed a shark and a cow?
I have no idea but I wouldn’t try milking it
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Q: Why did the married man sell his complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica?
A: He didn't need them any longer -- his damn wife knows everything.
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Q: What has four wheels and flies?
A: A garbage truck.
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Mother: "Come on, Victor, you have to get out of bed or you'll be late for school."
Victor: "Mom, do I have to? All the teachers hate me, and all the students hate me, too."
Mother: "Yes, you do."
Victor: "Give me one good reason."
Mother: "Because you're 34 years old, and you're the principal."
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What do you call a nun who just passed her bar exam?
A sister-in-law.
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I didn't want to join the Cub Scouts, my father made me. I was willing to join the Cub Scout Reserves.
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A four-year-old boy and his father went to the beach. There was a dead seagull lying on the sand. The boy asked his father, ''Dad, what happened to the birdie?''
His dad told him, ''Son, the bird died and went to heaven.''
Then the boy asked, ''Did God throw him back down?''
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Q: What do donkeys send out near Christmas?
A: Mule-tide greetings.
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I hope you enjoyed this laugh that we have shared and have a chilled day from the Viking
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