Jokey Jokes fundabidoscious

Its time for some laughs jokers and jokerinos



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"I wasn't that drunk yesterday." "Oh boy you took the shower head in your arms and told it to stop crying."

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How can you tell you have a really bad case of acne?

It’s when the blind try to read your face.

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Boy complains to his father: You told me to put a potato in my swimming trunks! You said it would impress the girls at the pool! But you forgot to mention one thing!

Father: Really, what?

Boy: That the potato should go in the front.

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Two elephants meet a totally naked guy. After a while one elephant says to the other: “I really don’t get how he can feed himself with that thing!”

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I just got a photo from a speeding camera through the mail. I sent it right back – way too expensive and really bad quality

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