Hello ladies and gents im ready to laugh.
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A teacher asked her students to use the word "beans" in a sentence. "My father grows beans," said one girl. "My mother cooks beans," said a boy. A third student spoke up, "We are all human beans."
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Q: Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building?
A: Of course. The Empire State Building can't jump.
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A lady comes home from her doctor's appointment grinning from ear to ear. Her husband asks, "Why are you so happy?" The wife says, "The doctor told me that for a forty-five year old woman, I have the breasts of a eighteen year old." "Oh yeah?" quipped her husband, "What did he say about your forty-five year old ass?" She said, "Your name never came up in the conversation."
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I never wanted to believe that my Dad was stealing from his job as a road worker. But when I got home, all the signs were there.
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I was wondering why the ball kept getting bigger and bigger, and then it hit me.
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Q: What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A: A gummy bear.
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Oh the puns people the puns are real see you next time and as always have a chilled day from the Viking.
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A teacher asked her students to use the word "beans" in a sentence. "My father grows beans," said one girl. "My mother cooks beans," said a boy. A third student spoke up, "We are all human beans."
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Q: Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building?
A: Of course. The Empire State Building can't jump.
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A lady comes home from her doctor's appointment grinning from ear to ear. Her husband asks, "Why are you so happy?" The wife says, "The doctor told me that for a forty-five year old woman, I have the breasts of a eighteen year old." "Oh yeah?" quipped her husband, "What did he say about your forty-five year old ass?" She said, "Your name never came up in the conversation."
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I never wanted to believe that my Dad was stealing from his job as a road worker. But when I got home, all the signs were there.
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I was wondering why the ball kept getting bigger and bigger, and then it hit me.
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Q: What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A: A gummy bear.
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Oh the puns people the puns are real see you next time and as always have a chilled day from the Viking.
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