Jokey Jokes Vol 6

Hello ladies and gents today we are going to have a laugh.

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Q. Which country’s capital has the fastest-growing population?
A. Ireland. Every day it’s Dublin.

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Q. What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

A. A hippo is really heavy, and a Zippo is a little lighter.

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All these sea monster jokes are just Kraken me up

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Shout out to the people who ask what the opposite of “in” is

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I’m only friends with 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y.

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A man sued an airline company after it lost his luggage. Sadly, he lost his case.

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I had to clean out my spice rack and found everything was too old and had to be thrown out.  What a waste of thyme.

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I hate how funerals are always at 9 a.m.  I’m not really a mourning person.

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I lost my job at the bank on my very first day.  A woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.

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I hope you enjoyed the puns