hello ladies and gents today we need a laugh.
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You would think that taking off a snail’s shell would make it move faster, but it actually just makes it more sluggish.
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Q: Why do cows go to New York?
A: To see the moosicals!
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Q: Where did the sheep go on vacation?
A: The baaaahamas
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Q. What did the girl cat say to the boy cat on Valentine’s Day?
A. You’re purrr-fect for me.
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We’ve begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet, so we bought a dog. It’s cheaper, and you get more feet
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Why do dogs always race to the door when the doorbell rings? It’s hardly ever for them.
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I dressed my dog up as a cat for Halloween. Now he won’t come when I call him
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I hope you had a laugh and as always have a chilled day from the viking.
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You would think that taking off a snail’s shell would make it move faster, but it actually just makes it more sluggish.
*********************************************************************************
Q: Why do cows go to New York?
A: To see the moosicals!
*********************************************************************************
Q: Where did the sheep go on vacation?
A: The baaaahamas
*********************************************************************************
Q. What did the girl cat say to the boy cat on Valentine’s Day?
A. You’re purrr-fect for me.
*********************************************************************************
We’ve begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet, so we bought a dog. It’s cheaper, and you get more feet
*********************************************************************************
Why do dogs always race to the door when the doorbell rings? It’s hardly ever for them.
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I dressed my dog up as a cat for Halloween. Now he won’t come when I call him
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I hope you had a laugh and as always have a chilled day from the viking.
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