Jokey Jokes Vol Funny

Hello ladies and gents today we have a laugh and a half for you.

I plan too (anyone else know the movie and dont you thinkhe looks like the love babey of Ben stiller and Peter dinklage)

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A bear walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I'll have a pint of beer and a.......... packet of peanuts."

The bartender asks, "Why the big pause?"

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A gorilla walks into a bar and says, "A scotch on the rocks, please." The gorilla hands the bartender a $10 bill.

The bartender thinks to himself, "This gorilla doesn't know the prices of drinks," and gives him 15 cents change.

The bartender says, "You know, we don't get too many gorillas in here."

The gorilla replies, "Well, at $9.85 a drink, I ain't coming back, either."

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Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?

Of course, a house doesn’t jump at all.

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Doctor: "I'm sorry but you suffer from a terminal illness and have only 10 to live."

Patient: "What do you mean, 10? 10 what? Months? Weeks?!"

Doctor: "Nine."

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 Anton, do you think I’m a bad mother?

My name is Paul.

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I know right i hope you laughed andas always have a hcilled day from the Viking.