Hello Gamers and gamets lets have a laugh.
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********************************************************************************* A religious person came up to me the other day and asked me if I believed in evolution or creationism.
I replied “I believe in evolution. How else would Charmander become Charizard?”
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My smartass 14-year-old son challenged me to a game of Tekken the other day, in front of his mates.
I finished him off with a killer combo in under 30 seconds, before proudly exclaiming, “Who’s your Daddy?”
He replied, “Mum says it was probably the milkman.”
The little shit
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Q:WHERE DOES SPIRIT BREAKER GO PEE???
A:THE BARATHRUM
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Q: Whats the river’s name in dota?
A:I’m pretty sure it’s The River Fag. I’ve been told I few times ‘don’t cross the river fag’
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And as always have a chilled day from the Viking
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My girlfriend told me to stop playing Pokemon as it was childish.
I started thrashing about and roared “You don’t have enough badges to control me!”
I started thrashing about and roared “You don’t have enough badges to control me!”
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You know when you walk into a room and forget why you went in there?
That’s God playing Sims, he just cancelled your action.
That’s God playing Sims, he just cancelled your action.
I replied “I believe in evolution. How else would Charmander become Charizard?”
Describe your sex life using pokemon moves
Mine;
Leer
Flash
Harden…but it failed
Withdraw
Sleep
Mine;
Leer
Flash
Harden…but it failed
Withdraw
Sleep
My smartass 14-year-old son challenged me to a game of Tekken the other day, in front of his mates.
I finished him off with a killer combo in under 30 seconds, before proudly exclaiming, “Who’s your Daddy?”
He replied, “Mum says it was probably the milkman.”
The little shit
Q:WHERE DOES SPIRIT BREAKER GO PEE???
A:THE BARATHRUM
Q: Whats the river’s name in dota?
A:I’m pretty sure it’s The River Fag. I’ve been told I few times ‘don’t cross the river fag’
Yo momma is so fat, when Rubick tried to steal a spell from her all he got was diabetes.
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Spirit breaker would make a horrible salesman.
Because he’d charge too much.
Because he’d charge too much.
Your mom is so dumb, if silencer kills her, he loses int.
And as always have a chilled day from the Viking
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