GAMING Jokes

Hello Gamers and gamets lets have a laugh.


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My girlfriend told me to stop playing Pokemon as it was childish.

I started thrashing about and roared “You don’t have enough badges to control me!”
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You know when you walk into a room and forget why you went in there?

That’s God playing Sims, he just cancelled your action.

********************************************************************************* A religious person came up to me the other day and asked me if I believed in evolution or creationism.

I replied “I believe in evolution. How else would Charmander become Charizard?”
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Describe your sex life using pokemon moves

Mine;

Leer
Flash
Harden…but it failed
Withdraw
Sleep

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My smartass 14-year-old son challenged me to a game of Tekken the other day, in front of his mates.

I finished him off with a killer combo in under 30 seconds, before proudly exclaiming, “Who’s your Daddy?”

He replied, “Mum says it was probably the milkman.”

The little shit

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 Q:WHERE DOES SPIRIT BREAKER GO PEE???

A:THE BARATHRUM

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Q: Whats the river’s name in dota?

A:I’m pretty sure it’s The River Fag. I’ve been told I few times ‘don’t cross the river fag’
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Yo momma is so fat, when Rubick tried to steal a spell from her all he got was diabetes.
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Spirit breaker would make a horrible salesman.

Because he’d charge too much.

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 Your mom is so dumb, if silencer kills her, he loses int.

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And as always have a chilled day from the Viking

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