Hello ladies and gents its time for some JOKES.
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Q. Why was the belt sent to jail?
A. For holding up a pair of pants!
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Q: What did the thermometer say to the other thermometer?
A: You make my temperature rise.
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Q: What does a cloud wear under his raincoat?
A: Thunderwear!
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We are all time travelers moving at the speed of exactly 60 minutes per hour.
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When will pigs fly? When we launch them to mars for the astronauts to have bacon!
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And as always have a chilled day from the Viking.
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Q. Why was the belt sent to jail?
A. For holding up a pair of pants!
*********************************************************************************
Q: What did the thermometer say to the other thermometer?
A: You make my temperature rise.
*********************************************************************************
Q: What does a cloud wear under his raincoat?
A: Thunderwear!
*********************************************************************************
We are all time travelers moving at the speed of exactly 60 minutes per hour.
*********************************************************************************
When will pigs fly? When we launch them to mars for the astronauts to have bacon!
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And as always have a chilled day from the Viking.
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