Hello ladies and gents lets get joking
Q: Why did the can crusher quit his job?
A: Because it was soda pressing
Q: Why did the cat wear a dress?
A: She was feline fine
Q: Why don’t cats like online shopping?
A: They prefer a cat-alogue.
For a man to truly understand rejection… he must first be ignored by a cat.
Why is it so hard for a leopard to hide? Because he’s always spotted.
What do you call a cat that lives in an igloo? An eskimew
Q: Why did the can crusher quit his job?
A: Because it was soda pressing
Q: Why did the cat wear a dress?
A: She was feline fine
Q: Why don’t cats like online shopping?
A: They prefer a cat-alogue.
For a man to truly understand rejection… he must first be ignored by a cat.
Why is it so hard for a leopard to hide? Because he’s always spotted.
What do you call a cat that lives in an igloo? An eskimew
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