JOKEY JOKES FOOD EDITION

Hello ladies and gents this is the Viking bringing you

 Food Jokes.



Q: When do you go at red and stop at green? A: When you’re eating a watermelon.


Q: What do you call cheese that is sad? A: Blue cheese.


Q: Did you hear about the carrot detective? A: He got to the root of every case.


What do you get if you cross an apple with a shellfish? A crab apple!


Did you see the movie about the hot dog? It was an Oscar wiener.


Q. How do you keep intruders out of a castle made of cheese? A. Moatzarella. 


Q. What do you call a round, green vegetable that breaks out of prison? A. An escapea.

I hope you had a laugh and as always have a chilled day from the Viking.






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