Hello ladies and gents its time for a laugh with bad jokes
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What do rappers use in their laundry?
Bleeee-otch!
What's orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot!
What concert costs only 45 cents?
50 Cent featuring Nickelback!
What do you call a guy who never farts in public?
A Private Tutor!
What does a nosey pepper do?
It get's jalapeño business!
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What do rappers use in their laundry?
Bleeee-otch!
What's orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot!
What concert costs only 45 cents?
50 Cent featuring Nickelback!
What do you call a guy who never farts in public?
A Private Tutor!
What does a nosey pepper do?
It get's jalapeño business!
What kind of dinosaur has the biggest vocabulary?
A Thesaurus!
What do you call a guy with a rubber toe?
Roberto
There are 3 types of people in this world: Those that are good at Math and those that are not.
Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?
Fo Drizzle
What did one hat say to another?
You stay here, I'll go on a head!
And as always have a chilled day from the Viking.
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