Jokey Jokes

Hello Jokers and Jokees time for more jokes to laugh and enjoy with glee



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Why did the physics teacher break up with the biology teacher? There was no chemistry.

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I’m certain there are female hormones in beer. When I drink too much, I talk nonsense and I cannot control my car.

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Patient asks his doctor: “Can I take a bath with diarrhea?”
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Doctor: “Yes, if you are able to fill it up.

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Man: Hi, do you want to dance?
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Woman: Yeah, sure!
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Man: Great, go and dance, I want to talk to your pretty friend!

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Waiter, I am outraged. There is one hair in my soup.
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And what do you expect for this price? A whole wig?!

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I hoped you enyoied this post and as always have a chilled day from the Viking.