Hello this is Single Shawn taking over the White Viking for this weekend and he have some riddles for ya.
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Riddle:
Who is never hungry during Christmas?
Answer:
The turkey because he is always stuffed.
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Riddle:
A little pool with two layers of wall around it. One white and soft and the other dark and hard, amidst a light brown grassy lawn with an outline of a green grass. What am I?
Answer:
A Coconut
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Riddle:
Two blondes were going to disneyland and came to a fork in the road. One way said highway 93 right and the other said Disneyland left.
Why did the blondes go home?
Answer:
Because they thought that disneyland actually left.
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Riddle:
How can you take 2 from 5 and leave 4?
Answer:
F I V E
Remove the 2 letters F and E from five and you have IV.
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Riddle:
A man was just doing his job when his suit was torn. Why did he die three minutes later?
Answer:
He was an astronaut on a space walk, doing repairs.
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Daym they were hard but this is Single Shawn and as always be Shady
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Riddle:
Who is never hungry during Christmas?
Answer:
The turkey because he is always stuffed.
*********************************************************************************
Riddle:
A little pool with two layers of wall around it. One white and soft and the other dark and hard, amidst a light brown grassy lawn with an outline of a green grass. What am I?
Answer:
A Coconut
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Riddle:
Two blondes were going to disneyland and came to a fork in the road. One way said highway 93 right and the other said Disneyland left.
Why did the blondes go home?
Answer:
Because they thought that disneyland actually left.
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Riddle:
How can you take 2 from 5 and leave 4?
Answer:
F I V E
Remove the 2 letters F and E from five and you have IV.
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Riddle:
A man was just doing his job when his suit was torn. Why did he die three minutes later?
Answer:
He was an astronaut on a space walk, doing repairs.
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Daym they were hard but this is Single Shawn and as always be Shady
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