Hello ladies and gents i hope you are having a great day here are some riddles
A man is sitting in a pub feeling rather poor. He sees the man next to him pull a wad of £50 notes out of his wallet.
He turns to the rich man and says to him,
'I have an amazing talent; I know almost every song that has ever existed.'
The rich man laughs.
The poor man says, 'I am willing to bet you all the money you have in your wallet that I can sing a genuine song with a lady's name of your choice in it.'
The rich man laughs again and says, 'OK, how about my daughter's name, Joanna Armstrong-Miller?'
The rich man goes home poor. The poor man goes home rich.
What song did he sing?
A:Happy Birthday
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If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in the other hand, what would you have?
A:Very large hands.
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What do you get if you add 2 to 200 four times?
Tricky Maths Question
A:202 , 202 , 202 , 202
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Imagine you are in a sinking rowboat surrounded by sharks. How would you survive?
A:Quit imagining
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I hoped you like this post and as always have a chilled day from the Viking.
A man is sitting in a pub feeling rather poor. He sees the man next to him pull a wad of £50 notes out of his wallet.
He turns to the rich man and says to him,
'I have an amazing talent; I know almost every song that has ever existed.'
The rich man laughs.
The poor man says, 'I am willing to bet you all the money you have in your wallet that I can sing a genuine song with a lady's name of your choice in it.'
The rich man laughs again and says, 'OK, how about my daughter's name, Joanna Armstrong-Miller?'
The rich man goes home poor. The poor man goes home rich.
What song did he sing?
A:Happy Birthday
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If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in the other hand, what would you have?
A:Very large hands.
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What do you get if you add 2 to 200 four times?
Tricky Maths Question
A:202 , 202 , 202 , 202
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Imagine you are in a sinking rowboat surrounded by sharks. How would you survive?
A:Quit imagining
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I hoped you like this post and as always have a chilled day from the Viking.
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