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TOP 10 Superhero Powers


NUMBER X Shapeshifting




Who wouldn't want to change there appearance to whatever they wan it would be truly very usefull.

NUMBER IX TELEKINESIS



There's nothing quite as satisyfing as catching an artillery shell midair and hurling it back at your enemy -- all with your mind! You can also use this power to catch a toad leaping at you, bend spoons, and snag the last Oreo before your roommate. While it does require a great deal of focus to use, it allows you to manipulate the environment around you in a varity of useful ways just by thinking about it.

NUMBER VIII INVUNERABILITY




With invulnerability, you are immune to all manner of harm from gunfire to energy blasts to needles at the doctor's office. Throwing yourself in front of allies and civilians is now a reflexive action because there's no worry about your own safety. Just put your fists on your hips and puff your chest out, because you know what? You can take it.




NUMBER VII HARD LIGHT CONSTRUCTS





Green Lantern's ring has long been touted as "the most powerful weapon in the universe," and with good reason. It's capable of producing hard light constructs in the shape of anything the wielder can think of. Whether you're using it to catch a falling civilian with a catcher's mitt or bombard your opponent with jet fighters, the only limit is your imagination. Plus, your creations will be all glowy and neat looking.

NUMBER VI TELEPHALPHY



Having a private conversation with someone can be hard with other people nearby, so why not communicate with just your minds? The uses of telepathy can be far more intrusive than that, however. Read someone's surface thoughts without them knowing, put a thought into someone's head to make them to behave differently, or force yourself into their mind to learn their darkest secrets. Just try not to be a perv about it, okay?

NUMBER V SPEED

Experience the rush of accelerating to speeds so fast you are nothing but a blur. Run up walls, over water, or across the planet in an instant. Don’t forget a whole subset of other powers, like generating tornado-level winds from spinning your arms or vibrating your body so fast you can walk through walls. Best of all, never be late for work again!

NUMBER IV FIRE MANIPULATION



As far as elemental powers go, fire reigns supreme. Fire is practical, sure, with the ability to melt through metal doors or heat your enemy’s weapon up so they throw it to the ground. But, really, fire just looks awesome. Infernos, explosions, flamethrowers -- you name it. Hurling a fireball at a car as Cole MacGrath and watching it explode never gets old. There’s nothing like watching things burn, is there? If you wholeheartedly agree with that, then you might be a pyromaniac, but at least Koopas will cower in fear of your name and you will always have a light at the bar.

NUMBER III STRENGTH



With super strength, you would always be the first person called when a jar needs opening. And when a giant robot needs bashing, a collapsing orphanage needs to be held up, or a crashed car needs a door ripped off. Gone are the days of being bullied in school or getting mugged by thugs, because anyone who tries is going to get a lamp post tied around them in the shape of a bow.

NUMBER II INVISABILITY

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Invisibility is a passive power that doesn’t let you do crazy stuff that a lot of other powers can, but that’s the beauty of it. Invisibility is subtly. You will go unnoticed as you listen in on conversations, avoid someone who is after you, or walk into movie theaters without paying. The premiere tool of voyeurism, invisibility allows you to be the ultimate spy or the ultimate pervert, depending on if you infiltrate a secret base or a locker room. But forget all that. Weren’t you paying attention? Free movies

NUMBER I FLIGHT


The one part of Man of Steel where Superman smiled was when he first experienced the exhilaration of flight. When you don the Tanooki Suit as Mario, you know the level is about to be a breeze as you expertly cruise over enemies and obstacles. And how many times have you flown straight up in a video game just to see how far you could go? Flight taps into the fearless adventurer inside us, letting us take off and explore in any direction we choose. Just the feeling of defying gravity, the wind in your hair, the sky literally becoming the limit, is why flight is the coolest super power there is. And if you’re not convinced it’s the best, then we offer you this: with the power to fly, you will never have to wait in traffic again.

I hope you liked this post and as always shave a chilled day from the Viking.

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