Hi mates this is Joe listen up we got some jokes
* What is a math teacher’s favorite sum?
Summer!
* Why does the principal keep talking to me about having more “arty eye”? I teach reading, not art.
* Teachers who take class attendance are absent-minded.
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*Teacher: ‘Craig, you know you can't sleep in my class.'
Craig: 'I know. But maybe if you were just a little quieter, I could.'
*Stressing the importance of a good vocabulary, the teacher told her young charges, "Use a word ten times, and it shall be yours for life."
From somewhere in the back of the room, came a small male voice chanting, "Amanda, Amanda, Amanda, Amanda, Amanda, Amanda, Amanda, Amanda, Amanda, Amanda."
*Does it count as differentiated instruction if I print their worksheets in different colors?
*Pupil: I don't think I deserved zero on this test!
Teacher: I agree, but that's the lowest mark I could give you!
*What do you call a teacher without students?
Happy
*Teachers deserve a lot of credit. Of course, if we paid them more, they wouldn’t need it.
*Teacher: I want you to tell me the longest sentence you can think of
Pupil: Life imprisonment!
*Where do door-makers get their education?
The school of hard knocks
*What do you call a teacher without students?
Broke…oh wait, that’s a regular teacher
*Teacher: Why have you got cotton wool in your ears, do you have an infection?
Pupil: Well you keep saying that things go in one ear and out the other so I am trying to keep them it all in!
*Kid comes home from 1st day at school. Mum asks, 'What did you learn today?' Kid replies, 'Not enough. I have to go back tomorrow.'
*Pupil: Teacher, would you punish me for something I didn't do?
Teacher: Of course not
Pupil: Good, because I didn't do my homewor
TEACHERS JOKES
* What is a math teacher’s favorite sum?
Summer!
* Why does the principal keep talking to me about having more “arty eye”? I teach reading, not art.
* Teachers who take class attendance are absent-minded.
.
*Teacher: ‘Craig, you know you can't sleep in my class.'
Craig: 'I know. But maybe if you were just a little quieter, I could.'
*Stressing the importance of a good vocabulary, the teacher told her young charges, "Use a word ten times, and it shall be yours for life."
From somewhere in the back of the room, came a small male voice chanting, "Amanda, Amanda, Amanda, Amanda, Amanda, Amanda, Amanda, Amanda, Amanda, Amanda."
*Does it count as differentiated instruction if I print their worksheets in different colors?
*Pupil: I don't think I deserved zero on this test!
Teacher: I agree, but that's the lowest mark I could give you!
*What do you call a teacher without students?
Happy
*Teachers deserve a lot of credit. Of course, if we paid them more, they wouldn’t need it.
*Teacher: I want you to tell me the longest sentence you can think of
Pupil: Life imprisonment!
*Where do door-makers get their education?
The school of hard knocks
*What do you call a teacher without students?
Broke…oh wait, that’s a regular teacher
*Teacher: Why have you got cotton wool in your ears, do you have an infection?
Pupil: Well you keep saying that things go in one ear and out the other so I am trying to keep them it all in!
*Kid comes home from 1st day at school. Mum asks, 'What did you learn today?' Kid replies, 'Not enough. I have to go back tomorrow.'
*Pupil: Teacher, would you punish me for something I didn't do?
Teacher: Of course not
Pupil: Good, because I didn't do my homewor
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