JOES JOKES

Hey mates its Joe heres sumore bad Jokes

JOES JOKES

I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don’t know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!

What does a nosey pepper do? It gets jalapeño business!

What does a baby computer call his father? Data! 

What do you call a bear without any teeth? A gummy bear!

 Why did the golfer change his pants? Because he got a hole in one!

 Does anyone need an ark? I Noah guy! 

How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it. 

I bought a ceiling fan the other day. Complete waste of money. He just stands there applauding and saying “Ooh, I love how smooth it is.”

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite. 

Why did Cinderella get kicked off the football team? Because she kept running from the ball! 

What does a zombie vegetarian eat? “GRRRAAAIIINNNNS!” 

What’s at the bottom of the ocean and shivers? A nervous wreck! 

What’s the difference between a well dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bike? Attire! 

Why don’t they play poker in the jungle? Too many cheetahs!

How did Darth Vader know what Luke got him for Christmas? He felt his presents! 

What time did the man go to the dentist? Tooth hurt-y!

And as always have a chilled day from the viking

What do you call someone with no body and no nose? Nobody knows!