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MOVIE JOKES
What do you call security guards working outside Samsung shops?
Guardians of the Galaxy.
What did Mark Wahlberg feed Ted?
Nothing he was already stuffed.
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
Because she will Let it go.
Did you hear that Clint Eastwood opened a preschool?
It's called "Go Ahead and Make My Day Care Center".
Why shouldn't you cyberbully creepy little white girls?
You might get "Unfriended".
Why should you really be sure before you see a movie with Lake Bell and Owen Wilson?
Because there is "No Escape".
How did Reese eat her ice cream? Witherspoon.
How did Will Smith steal $10 from millions of people?
All he had to do was "Focus".
Do you want to be Britt Robertson's man?
Don't take her to Tomorrowland just give her the "Longest Ride".
What do you get when you drop "Sixteen Candles" on your favorite actor?
John Bar-B-Cusack.
What if Lebron James quit basketball and became an actor?
It would be a "Trainwreck".
Why was Dewey Cox walking hard?
He got some Tenacious D.
What should you do if you see Russell Brand holding a guitar?
Get Him To The Greek.
One a scale of one to ten, how obsessed with Harry Potter are you?
About nine and three quarters.
Ere do u laugh if nah reread them cos ik where u live....
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