JOES JOKES

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JOES JOKES


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Q: How do you keep a French person from crashing your party? A: Put a sign up that says "no nudity"

Q: Why do French People eat snails? A: Because they don't like fast food!

 Q: How does every French joke start? A: By looking over your shoulder.

Q: What is the Guillotine? A: A French chopping centre.

Q: Which ghost was president of France? A: Charles de Ghoul.

Q: Where do fruits go on vacation? A: Pear-is.

Q: Whats the difference between a smart Frenchman and a unicorn? A: Nothing, they're both fictional characters

Q: Did you hear about the Frenchman who jumped into the river in Paris? A: He was declared to be in Seine.

 Q: Did you hear about the winner of the French beauty contest? A: Me neither.

Q: What do you call an Frenchman in the knockout stages of the World Cup? A: A Referee.

Q: Why wasn't Jesus born in France? A: He couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin.

 Q: What do you call a Frenchman advancing on Baghdad? A: A salesman.

 Q: Where can you find 60,100,000 French jokes? A: In France.

Did you hear about the brave Frenchman? Oh you didn't. Well don't feel bad no one else has either.

Q: How do you brainwash a Frenchman? A: Fill his underpants with water.

Q: Did you hear about the French Army rifle sold on ebay? A: The only description under the picture of it was "Nie gefeuert, einmal fallen gelessen" This is German for "never fired, dropped once"

 Q: How do you kill a Frenchman? A: Slam the toilet seat down when he's getting a drink.

 Q: How did the French react to German reunification? A: They put up speed bumps at the borders to slow down the panzers.

 Q: What do you call a man who only needs body armor on his back? A: Jacques Chirac

 Q: What is the other way to spell the name of the French president? A: Jacques ChIraq.

 Q: What is the French national anthem? A: We surrender.

Q: What does a frog in Paris eat? A: French Flies.

Q: What's the best place to hide your money? A: Under a Frenchman's soap.

Q: What do you do if you drive over a Frenchman? A: Reverse!

Q: Why don't they have fireworks at Euro Disney? A: Because every time they shoot them off, the French try to surrender.

Q: The American military wears combat boots. What does the French military wear? A: Track shoes.

 Q: How do you sink a French battleship? A: Put it in water.

Q: Whats in the middle of Paris? A: R.

Eh hope you liked it and to the french meh ill do the brits next.


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