RIDDLES

Hello ladies and gents this is the viking telling you that today we are talking about

RIDDLES

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What two things can you never eat for breakfast?
Lunch and Dinner.

What has a face and two hands but no arms or legs?
A clock.

What tastes better than it smells?
A Tongue.

What kind of room has no doors or windows?
A Mushroom.

During what month do people sleep the least?
February, it's the shortest month.

What's orange and sounds like a parrot?
A Carrot.

What goes up and never comes down?
Your Age.

What word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it?
Short.

Two children are born on the same day from the same mother but they are not twins. How is that possible?
They are triplets!

Johnny's mother had three children. The first child was named April The second child was named May. What was the third child's name?
Johnny of course

And as always have a chilled day from the viking.


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