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What do you call a game show about the Starks and Lannisters?
Family Blood Feud.
What's the difference between Cersei Lannister and a direwolf?
Lipstick
What stopped winter from coming?
Winterfell and it can't get up!
What soup killed Robb Stark?
Italian Wedding Massacre.
What is the Nights Watch oath?
Crows before Hoes.
What is the name of the Stark family barbershop?
Winter is Combing.
How do most dragons get to King's Landing?
They fly WesterosJet.
Why do the Lannisters have such big beds?
Because they push two twins together to make a king.
What did the dragon have at McDonalds?
A Qarther Pounder.
What did Winterfell say to King's Landing?
Who needs lavish golden towers when you can have smoke and a big tree
What three rings do you need to marry one of Walder Frey's daughters?
Wedding Ring. Suffe-Ring. Murder-Ring.
Why did Tyrion Lannister wear his wedding ring on the wrong finger?
Because he was married to the wrong woman.
What do you call a Lannister girl who can outrun her brothers?
A Virgin.
What is Ygritte's nickname for his Jons penis?
The snow cone.
Why doesn't Cersi have kittens?
Because a Lannister always spays their pets.
How do you win the Game Of Thrones?
It Varys
What do you get when you cross a Lannister and a Lannister?
King Joffrey.
What do you call stormtroopers in jousting tournament?
Game of Clones Does
Theon Greyjoy smell? No he Reeks.
Why does the Mountain get bigger every season?
He's been taking Westeroids.
Why doesn't Bran Stark take a bath?
He's used to his strong Hodor.
Why does no one from Winterfell have Alzheimer's?
Because the North remembers.
Why is Wylis the most honorable man in all of Westeros?
Because he's been waiting to "hold the door" his entire life.
How does Ygritte know that it's almost winter?
Snow already came.
Why is Arya Stark always on the run?
Because she's constantly being hounded.
If you arnt a Got fan its ok next week we are going back to normal
GOT JOKES
What do you call a game show about the Starks and Lannisters?
Family Blood Feud.
What's the difference between Cersei Lannister and a direwolf?
Lipstick
What stopped winter from coming?
Winterfell and it can't get up!
What soup killed Robb Stark?
Italian Wedding Massacre.
What is the Nights Watch oath?
Crows before Hoes.
What is the name of the Stark family barbershop?
Winter is Combing.
How do most dragons get to King's Landing?
They fly WesterosJet.
Why do the Lannisters have such big beds?
Because they push two twins together to make a king.
What did the dragon have at McDonalds?
A Qarther Pounder.
What did Winterfell say to King's Landing?
Who needs lavish golden towers when you can have smoke and a big tree
What three rings do you need to marry one of Walder Frey's daughters?
Wedding Ring. Suffe-Ring. Murder-Ring.
Why did Tyrion Lannister wear his wedding ring on the wrong finger?
Because he was married to the wrong woman.
What do you call a Lannister girl who can outrun her brothers?
A Virgin.
What is Ygritte's nickname for his Jons penis?
The snow cone.
Why doesn't Cersi have kittens?
Because a Lannister always spays their pets.
How do you win the Game Of Thrones?
It Varys
What do you get when you cross a Lannister and a Lannister?
King Joffrey.
What do you call stormtroopers in jousting tournament?
Game of Clones Does
Theon Greyjoy smell? No he Reeks.
Why does the Mountain get bigger every season?
He's been taking Westeroids.
Why doesn't Bran Stark take a bath?
He's used to his strong Hodor.
Why does no one from Winterfell have Alzheimer's?
Because the North remembers.
Why is Wylis the most honorable man in all of Westeros?
Because he's been waiting to "hold the door" his entire life.
How does Ygritte know that it's almost winter?
Snow already came.
Why is Arya Stark always on the run?
Because she's constantly being hounded.
If you arnt a Got fan its ok next week we are going back to normal
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