Hey buds got some more jokes for ya
Q: What do you call 100 Arsenal supporters at the bottom of a cliff?
A: A good start!
Q: What do you call a dead Gunner Fan in a closet?
A: Last years winner of the hide and seek contest.
Q: What do you say to a Gunners supporter with a good looking bird on his arm?
A: Nice tattoo
Q: What do you call an Arsenal fan that does well on an IQ test?
A: A cheat.
Q: You're trapped in a room with a Lion, Cobra snake and an Arsenal Fan. You have a gun with two bullets. What should you do?
A: Shoot the Arsenal Fan. Twice.
Q: What is the difference between Arsenal and a cup of tea?
A: The tea stays in the cup longer!
Q: What do you call an Arsenal fan in a suit?
A: The accused.
Q: What team comes beatween your legs and your back?
A: arsenel.
Q: Who delivers Arsenals Christmas presents?
A: Santa Cazorla
Q: Why did God make Arsenal supporters smelly?
A: So blind people could laugh at them too!
Q: Why don't they drink tea at Emirates Stadium?
A: Because all the cups are in Manchester.
Q: Why do Arsenal blokes drink from a saucer?
A: Because the cup's always in Manchester!
Q: What's the difference between Frequent Flyer Miles and Arsenal?
A: Frequent Flyer Miles earn points.
Q: What do you call 5 Arsenal fans standing ear to ear?
A: A wind tunnel.
Q: Why are Arsenal strikers like grizzly bears?
A: Every fall they go into hibernation.
Q: What's the difference between a line of cocaine and a pair of Arsenal tickets?
A: People would pass up a pair of Arsenal tickets.
Q: What's the difference between a fat chick and an Arsenal striker?
A: Even a fat chick scores every once in a while!
Q: Why do Arsenal fans suck at geometry?
A: Because they never have any points.
Hey for you non brits arsenal is Tottenham Hotspurs rival and guess what im a Spurs fan haha hope you liked them.
Q: What do you call 100 Arsenal supporters at the bottom of a cliff?
A: A good start!
Q: What do you call a dead Gunner Fan in a closet?
A: Last years winner of the hide and seek contest.
Q: What do you say to a Gunners supporter with a good looking bird on his arm?
A: Nice tattoo
Q: What do you call an Arsenal fan that does well on an IQ test?
A: A cheat.
Q: You're trapped in a room with a Lion, Cobra snake and an Arsenal Fan. You have a gun with two bullets. What should you do?
A: Shoot the Arsenal Fan. Twice.
Q: What is the difference between Arsenal and a cup of tea?
A: The tea stays in the cup longer!
Q: What do you call an Arsenal fan in a suit?
A: The accused.
Q: What team comes beatween your legs and your back?
A: arsenel.
Q: Who delivers Arsenals Christmas presents?
A: Santa Cazorla
Q: Why did God make Arsenal supporters smelly?
A: So blind people could laugh at them too!
Q: Why don't they drink tea at Emirates Stadium?
A: Because all the cups are in Manchester.
Q: Why do Arsenal blokes drink from a saucer?
A: Because the cup's always in Manchester!
Q: What's the difference between Frequent Flyer Miles and Arsenal?
A: Frequent Flyer Miles earn points.
Q: What do you call 5 Arsenal fans standing ear to ear?
A: A wind tunnel.
Q: Why are Arsenal strikers like grizzly bears?
A: Every fall they go into hibernation.
Q: What's the difference between a line of cocaine and a pair of Arsenal tickets?
A: People would pass up a pair of Arsenal tickets.
Q: What's the difference between a fat chick and an Arsenal striker?
A: Even a fat chick scores every once in a while!
Q: Why do Arsenal fans suck at geometry?
A: Because they never have any points.
Hey for you non brits arsenal is Tottenham Hotspurs rival and guess what im a Spurs fan haha hope you liked them.
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