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Q: What does a gorilla wear to the beach?
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Q: What did Shang Tsung say to the Aztec witchdoctor?
A: Your soul is Mayan.
How do you get Pikachu on a bus?
You poke-em-on!
I’m a massive computer game geek, and people keep telling me to get a life.
Then I thought to myself, I don’t need to get a life, I’m a gamer so I have lots of lives.
After I took the wool off a sheep, it told me, “Sheariously?”
A sad horse walks into a bar. The villager that is the bar tender says: “Now, why the long face?”
Yo mamas so fat if you slice her in fruit ninja, you automatically win the game!
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Why can’t the Ender Dragon read a book?
Because he always starts at the End.
Q: What does a gorilla wear to the beach?
A: Donkey thong.
What did the minecraft turkey say?
cobble, cobble, cobble!
Did you hear about the murder of the snow golem?
It became a cold case.
How do you make people change direction in Minecraft?
You Block their path.
Yo mama so ugly when she play Mortal Kombat, Scorpion said “Stay over there”
Q: Why did Dante not cut onions?
A: Because he was afraid the Devils May Cry.
You’re so bad at RPGs, when somebody asks you where you’re stuck, you say, “The file select screen.”
Hey u liked these brill peace
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