RIDDLES

Hello ladies and gents this is the viking telling you that today we are going to talk about some

RIDDLES

What kind of music do rabbits like?

Hip Hop

Why do cats make good soldiers?

Because they have 9 lives

Buddy the dog was wearing a 2 foot leash. He sees a squirrel and wants nothing more than to chase after it. Lucky for him Buddy was finally able to catch the squirrel. How did he accomplish this?

Because the leash is not tied on to anything else

Why do turkeys get full on Thanksgiving?

Because they’re stuffed

I have wings and I have a tail, across the sky is where I sail. Yet I have no eyes, ears or mouth, and I bob randomly from north to south. What am I?

A kite

And as alawys have a chilled day from the Viking.