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I’ve been on a diet for a fortnight

The only thing I’ve lost is 14 days

 

New insect species discovered

Scientists have recently discovered a new species of beetle that only lives for 14 days.

Many possible names were suggested and rejected, but it was finally decided to call it the Battlegrounds beetle, because it dies after a fortnight.

 

Apparently you can't use "fortnight" as a password.

Two week.

 

What do you call a man who cries for a fortnight?

Too weak.

 

I tried that new Fortnight coffee.

It was two week.

 

If a lady doth entertain many a suitor in a fortnight, she is of questionable moral character...

But should a gentleman follow suit, a true and confirmed bachelor is *that* dear fellow! Huzzah!

 

Two men were washed ashore during World War I.

Their ship, an aging minesweeping model, had wrecked off the coast. As they sought shelter in a makeshift camp, one of them managed to salvage a radio and quickly telegraphed an SOS with their coordinates.  To their surprise, a ship responded within the hour, saying it could be at their locate  in about two weeks. The older soldier shook his head, saying he'd rather take his chances swimming out to the wrecked ship and trying to repair it.  "You'd really rather play with that old mine craft all day?" the young soldier scoffed.The older man shrugged and said, "It's better than a fortnight."

What’s up with kids these days and a period of 2 weeks

Like seriously is a fortnight really a big deal

 

The government swore to shut down Fortnite due to claims of the video game aggravating children and teens worldwide.

Two weeks later, Fortnight was finished.

 

I haven't heard from my son in 2 weeks.

He must be playing that Fortnight game.

I worked out how long the Battle Royale trend is going to last

A fortnight.

 

13 days ago I started collecting all the blankets and pillows in my house...

Tomorrow will be a fortnight.

Ere u like em if not reread em.