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CHOCOLATE JOKES

What kind of candy is never on time? 

ChocoLATE 

What are the 4 major food groups? 

Pizza, Coffee, Chocolate and more Chocolate

What do cannibals eat for dessert? 

Chocolate covered aunts. 

How does the recipe for German chocolate cake begin?

 First, invade ze kitchen. 

How can you tell that a blondes been baking chocolate chip cookies?

 Theres M&M shells all over the floor. 

If Jake has 30 chocolate bars, and eats 25, what does he have? 

Diabetes..... Jake has diabetes... 

What is a monkey's favorite cookie? 

Chocolate chimp! 

What do you call a lamb covered in chocolate?

 A Candy Baa. 

Did you hear about the love affair between Mr. Goodbar and Peppermint Patty? 

They had a baby, Ruth. 

What do you call a womanising chocolate? A cad-bury. 

How do you know it's cold outside? 

When you milk a brown cow you get chocolate ice cream! 

What is the chemical formula for the molecules in candy?

 Carbon-Holmium-Cobalt-Lanthanum-Tellurium or CHoCoLaTe 

Why did the blonde buy a brown cow? 

To get chocolate milk. 

What do you get when you dip a kitten in chocolate?

 A Kitty Kat bar! 

What candy is only for girls? 

HER-SHEy's Kisses! 

What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport? 

Plane Chocolate! 

What kind of candy makes fun of you? 

Tootsie Trolls. 

 What is an astronauts favorite chocolate? 

A marsbar! 

What is the opposite of Chocolate? 

Chocoearly. 

What did the M&M go to college? 

Because he wanted to be a Smarty. 

What do you call Chewbacca when he has chocolate stuck in his hair?

 Chocolate Chip Wookiee. 

What Christmas carol do candy bars sing? 

Almond Joy To The World. 

What is a French cat's favorite dessert? 

Chocolate mousse! 

What kind of candy bar does an employee crave before the weekend? 

A Payday 

Q: Why did the Oreo go to the dentist? 

A: Because it lost its filling 

What do you call an ant dipped in chocolate?

 Decad-ant 

What happens when you try to eat 5 candy bars at once? 

Your gonna choke alot. 

What does it do before it rains candy?

 It sprinkles! 

What do you call dancing chocolate bar? 

Nestle Crunk bar. 

Why does the jellybean go to school? 

Because he wants to become a smartie. 

Boy: Oh I can't believe that Jesus is so sweet!

 Girl: Well that's because He's a life saver! 

What do you get when you cross Ice, chocolate, a big strawberry, a giant pineapple, and cold milk? The worlds best Sundae!

 How many grams of protein are there in that slice of chocolate pie?

 3.14159265.