Heyya amigos this is Joe lets have a laugh
1Spouse #1: “I love you.”
Spouse #2: “Is that you or the wine talking?”
Spouse #1: “It’s me. Talking to the wine.”
2My partner just found out I replaced our bed with a trampoline…
She hit the roof!
3A weeping woman bursts into her hypnotherapist’s office…
“Doctor,” she cries. “I have been faithful to my husband for 15 years, but yesterday I broke that trust and had an affair! The guilt is killing me. I just want to forget that it ever happened!”
The hypnotherapist shakes his head. “Not again…”
4I have a vegan boyfriend…
Don’t get me wrong, I love him very much. But sometimes I think he just looks at me like a piece of carrot!
5My partner asked to play doctor…
So I kept him waiting outside the bedroom for three hours!
6If love is “grand,” what is divorce?
A hundred grand, or more!
7I just read that 4,153,237 people got married last year
Um… shouldn’t that be an even number?!
8How do you know you’ve been married for a long time?
When you ask, “Who was the actor in the movie about that thing we saw on a Wednesday?”—and they know exactly what you’re talking about.
9Do you have a date for Valentine’s Day?
Yes, it is February 14th!
10While my wife was in labor I read her jokes to distract her from the pain, but she didn’t seem amused…
pregnancy partner partner jokes
It must have been the delivery!
1Spouse #1: “I love you.”
Spouse #2: “Is that you or the wine talking?”
Spouse #1: “It’s me. Talking to the wine.”
2My partner just found out I replaced our bed with a trampoline…
She hit the roof!
3A weeping woman bursts into her hypnotherapist’s office…
“Doctor,” she cries. “I have been faithful to my husband for 15 years, but yesterday I broke that trust and had an affair! The guilt is killing me. I just want to forget that it ever happened!”
The hypnotherapist shakes his head. “Not again…”
4I have a vegan boyfriend…
Don’t get me wrong, I love him very much. But sometimes I think he just looks at me like a piece of carrot!
5My partner asked to play doctor…
So I kept him waiting outside the bedroom for three hours!
6If love is “grand,” what is divorce?
A hundred grand, or more!
7I just read that 4,153,237 people got married last year
Um… shouldn’t that be an even number?!
8How do you know you’ve been married for a long time?
When you ask, “Who was the actor in the movie about that thing we saw on a Wednesday?”—and they know exactly what you’re talking about.
9Do you have a date for Valentine’s Day?
Yes, it is February 14th!
10While my wife was in labor I read her jokes to distract her from the pain, but she didn’t seem amused…
pregnancy partner partner jokes
It must have been the delivery!
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