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Q: How does every Spanish joke start? A: By looking over your shoulder.
Q: Whats the difference between a smart Spaniard and a unicorn? A: Nothing, they're both fictional characters
Q: Did you hear about the winner of the Spanish beauty contest? A: Me neither.
Q: Why wasn't Jesus born in Spain? A: He couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin.
Q: How many Spaniards does it take to change a lightbulb. A: Just Juan
Q: Who is the Spanish patron saint of shoes? A: San Dalia.
Q: What do you get when you cross a Spaniard and an Iranian? A: Oil of Ol'e.
Q: What were the 2 Spaniard FireFighting Brother's names? A: Hose A and Hose B
Q: Why don't Spaniards play hide and seek? A: Cause nobody will look for them?
Q: What time was it when the monster ate the Prime Minister of Spain? A: Eight P.M.
Q: What do you call a Spaniard with a rubber toe? A: Roberto!
Q: What do you call a Spaniard with a lowered car? A: Carlos!
How do you make a Spanish Chili? You Stick the popsicle up the Hombre!
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SPANISH JOKES
Q: How does every Spanish joke start? A: By looking over your shoulder.
Q: Whats the difference between a smart Spaniard and a unicorn? A: Nothing, they're both fictional characters
Q: Did you hear about the winner of the Spanish beauty contest? A: Me neither.
Q: Why wasn't Jesus born in Spain? A: He couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin.
Q: How many Spaniards does it take to change a lightbulb. A: Just Juan
Q: Who is the Spanish patron saint of shoes? A: San Dalia.
Q: What do you get when you cross a Spaniard and an Iranian? A: Oil of Ol'e.
Q: What were the 2 Spaniard FireFighting Brother's names? A: Hose A and Hose B
Q: Why don't Spaniards play hide and seek? A: Cause nobody will look for them?
Q: What time was it when the monster ate the Prime Minister of Spain? A: Eight P.M.
Q: What do you call a Spaniard with a rubber toe? A: Roberto!
Q: What do you call a Spaniard with a lowered car? A: Carlos!
How do you make a Spanish Chili? You Stick the popsicle up the Hombre!
Hahaha hope you liked this TWV
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