Hello amigos this is Joe lets have a laugh together
Q: How do you keep a French person from crashing your party?
A: Put a sign up that says "no nudity"
Q: Why do French People eat snails?
A: Because they don't like fast food!
Q: How does every French joke start?
A: By looking over your shoulder.
Q: What is the Guillotine?
A: A French chopping centre.
Q: Which ghost was president of France?
A: Charles de Ghoul.
Q: Where do fruits go on vacation?
A: Pear-is.
Q: Whats the difference between a smart Frenchman and a unicorn?
A: Nothing, they're both fictional characters
Q: Did you hear about the Frenchman who jumped into the river in Paris?
A: He was declared to be in Seine.
Q: Did you hear about the winner of the French beauty contest?
A: Me neither.
Q: What do you call an Frenchman in the knockout stages of the World Cup?
A: A Referee.
Q: Why wasn't Jesus born in France?
A: He couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin.
Q: What do you call a Frenchman advancing on Baghdad?
A: A salesman.
Q: Where can you find 60,100,000 French jokes?
A: In France.
Did you hear about the brave Frenchman? Oh you didn't. Well don't feel bad no one else has either.
Q: How do you brainwash a Frenchman?
A: Fill his underpants with water.
Q: Did you hear about the French Army rifle sold on ebay?
A: The only description under the picture of it was "Nie gefeuert, einmal fallen gelessen" This is German for "never fired, dropped once"
Q: How do you kill a Frenchman?
A: Slam the toilet seat down when he's getting a drink.
Q: How did the French react to German reunification?
A: They put up speed bumps at the borders to slow down the panzers.
Q: What do you call a man who only needs body armor on his back?
A: Jacques Chirac
Q: What is the other way to spell the name of the French president?
A: Jacques ChIraq.
Q: Which is the most biggest rope?
A: Europe
Q: What is the French national anthem?
A: We surrender.
Q: What does a frog in Paris eat?
A: French Flies.
Q: What's the best place to hide your money?
A: Under a Frenchman's soap.
Q: What do you do if you drive over a Frenchman?
A: Reverse!
Q: Why don't they have fireworks at Euro Disney?
A: Because every time they shoot them off, the French try to surrender.
Q: The American military wears combat boots. What does the French military wear?
A: Track shoes.
Q: How do you sink a French battleship?
A: Put it in water.
Q: Whats in the middle of Paris?
A: R.
Q: Why is the French Prime Minister never seen in the morning?
A: Becasue he is pm not am!
Q: What do French recruits learn in basic training?
A: How to surrender in 17 different languages.
Q: How do French tanks work?
A: They have one forward gear and six reverse ones.
Q: Why don't the French eat M&M candies?
A: They're too hard to peel.
Q: What is the most useful thing in the French Army?
A: A rearview mirror, so they can see the war.
Q: What's the difference between Frenchmen and toast?
A: You can make soldiers out of toast.
Q: How do you stop a French tank?
A: Shoot the guy that's pushing it.
Q: What do you do if a Frenchman throws a hand-grenade at you?
A: Take the pin out and throw it back.
Q: How do you get a Frenchman out of a bath tub?
A: Throw in a bar of soap.
I hope you liked this post and as always have a chilled day from the viking.
FRENCH JOKES
Q: How do you keep a French person from crashing your party?
A: Put a sign up that says "no nudity"
Q: Why do French People eat snails?
A: Because they don't like fast food!
Q: How does every French joke start?
A: By looking over your shoulder.
Q: What is the Guillotine?
A: A French chopping centre.
Q: Which ghost was president of France?
A: Charles de Ghoul.
Q: Where do fruits go on vacation?
A: Pear-is.
Q: Whats the difference between a smart Frenchman and a unicorn?
A: Nothing, they're both fictional characters
Q: Did you hear about the Frenchman who jumped into the river in Paris?
A: He was declared to be in Seine.
Q: Did you hear about the winner of the French beauty contest?
A: Me neither.
Q: What do you call an Frenchman in the knockout stages of the World Cup?
A: A Referee.
Q: Why wasn't Jesus born in France?
A: He couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin.
Q: What do you call a Frenchman advancing on Baghdad?
A: A salesman.
Q: Where can you find 60,100,000 French jokes?
A: In France.
Did you hear about the brave Frenchman? Oh you didn't. Well don't feel bad no one else has either.
Q: How do you brainwash a Frenchman?
A: Fill his underpants with water.
Q: Did you hear about the French Army rifle sold on ebay?
A: The only description under the picture of it was "Nie gefeuert, einmal fallen gelessen" This is German for "never fired, dropped once"
Q: How do you kill a Frenchman?
A: Slam the toilet seat down when he's getting a drink.
Q: How did the French react to German reunification?
A: They put up speed bumps at the borders to slow down the panzers.
Q: What do you call a man who only needs body armor on his back?
A: Jacques Chirac
Q: What is the other way to spell the name of the French president?
A: Jacques ChIraq.
Q: Which is the most biggest rope?
A: Europe
Q: What is the French national anthem?
A: We surrender.
Q: What does a frog in Paris eat?
A: French Flies.
Q: What's the best place to hide your money?
A: Under a Frenchman's soap.
Q: What do you do if you drive over a Frenchman?
A: Reverse!
Q: Why don't they have fireworks at Euro Disney?
A: Because every time they shoot them off, the French try to surrender.
Q: The American military wears combat boots. What does the French military wear?
A: Track shoes.
Q: How do you sink a French battleship?
A: Put it in water.
Q: Whats in the middle of Paris?
A: R.
Q: Why is the French Prime Minister never seen in the morning?
A: Becasue he is pm not am!
Q: What do French recruits learn in basic training?
A: How to surrender in 17 different languages.
Q: How do French tanks work?
A: They have one forward gear and six reverse ones.
Q: Why don't the French eat M&M candies?
A: They're too hard to peel.
Q: What is the most useful thing in the French Army?
A: A rearview mirror, so they can see the war.
Q: What's the difference between Frenchmen and toast?
A: You can make soldiers out of toast.
Q: How do you stop a French tank?
A: Shoot the guy that's pushing it.
Q: What do you do if a Frenchman throws a hand-grenade at you?
A: Take the pin out and throw it back.
Q: How do you get a Frenchman out of a bath tub?
A: Throw in a bar of soap.
I hope you liked this post and as always have a chilled day from the viking.
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