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1. A couple discovered a burglar in their house after the burglar laughed at the husband's joke.
Now I just wonder what the joke was and if it was really that funny to make a burglar laugh.
2. A man high on bath salts breaks into a house and puts up Christmas decorations.
Well, I mean, at least now they don't have to put up their Christmas decorations.
3. A man reports thieves stole his cannabis plant and gets himself arrested.
In his defense, the police do say you should report any time a crime occurs.
4. A man's flatulence gets him charged with battery.
Apparently, he farted and motioned towards the arresting officer. I imagine how bad the smell must have been for the officer to feel like he was attacked.
5. A lawyer gets pizzas and other fast food items delivered to his office after a stranger places the orders.
If the lawyer doesn't have to pay for the pizza, is it really a crime? I mean, it's pizza!
I hope you liked this post and as always have a chilled day from the Viking.
1. A couple discovered a burglar in their house after the burglar laughed at the husband's joke.
Now I just wonder what the joke was and if it was really that funny to make a burglar laugh.
2. A man high on bath salts breaks into a house and puts up Christmas decorations.
Well, I mean, at least now they don't have to put up their Christmas decorations.
3. A man reports thieves stole his cannabis plant and gets himself arrested.
In his defense, the police do say you should report any time a crime occurs.
4. A man's flatulence gets him charged with battery.
Apparently, he farted and motioned towards the arresting officer. I imagine how bad the smell must have been for the officer to feel like he was attacked.
5. A lawyer gets pizzas and other fast food items delivered to his office after a stranger places the orders.
If the lawyer doesn't have to pay for the pizza, is it really a crime? I mean, it's pizza!
I hope you liked this post and as always have a chilled day from the Viking.
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