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I once worked with a very musically talented Jamaican who, after years of auditions for various instruments, got a gig in the local orchestra playing the triangle- not his first choice. One day he came in super stressed looking.
I said “What’s up...can't handle the pressure of performing on stage?”
He says, "You have no idea mon, I be responsible for every ting."
I'm really pleased that our band has just signed a Jamaican triangle player.
Now every little *ting* is gonna be all right!
Have you heard about the new Japanese-Jamaican raw fish dish?
It's just pokemon...
What do you call two Jamaican cooks having a battle?
A jerk off.
What would you call a jamaican proctologist?
Pokemon
How can you tell if a car is Jamaican
By the reaggestration plates
There was a man in Jamaica who had only one testicle. Jamaicans being Jamaicans gave him the street name 'Onestone'.
He hated that name and asked everyone not to call him Onestone.
After years and years of torment, Onestone finally cracked and said, "If anyone calls me Onestone again I will kill them!"
The word got around and nobody called him that any more.
Then one day a young woman named Blue Bird forgot and said, " Good morning, Onestone.'
He jumped up, grabbed her and took her deep into the forest where he made love to her all day and all night.
He made love to her all the next day,
Until Blue Bird died from exhaustion.
The word got around that Onestone meant what he promised he would do.
Years went by and no one dared call him by his given name until a woman named Yellow Bird returned to the village after being away.
Yellow Bird, who was Blue Bird's cousin, was overjoyed when she saw Onestone.
She hugged him and said, 'Good to see you, Onestone.'
Onestone grabbed her, took her deep into the forest,
Then he made love to her all day, made love to her all night, made love to her all the next day,
Made love to her all the next night, but Yellow Bird wouldn't die!
Why ???
Think about it !!!
You're going to love this !!!
You can't kill Two Birds
With
OneStone
And always man ye be haviiin a chillledd day by te Viking.
JAMAICAN JOKES
I said “What’s up...can't handle the pressure of performing on stage?”
He says, "You have no idea mon, I be responsible for every ting."
I'm really pleased that our band has just signed a Jamaican triangle player.
Now every little *ting* is gonna be all right!
Have you heard about the new Japanese-Jamaican raw fish dish?
It's just pokemon...
What do you call two Jamaican cooks having a battle?
A jerk off.
What would you call a jamaican proctologist?
Pokemon
How can you tell if a car is Jamaican
By the reaggestration plates
There was a man in Jamaica who had only one testicle. Jamaicans being Jamaicans gave him the street name 'Onestone'.
He hated that name and asked everyone not to call him Onestone.
After years and years of torment, Onestone finally cracked and said, "If anyone calls me Onestone again I will kill them!"
The word got around and nobody called him that any more.
Then one day a young woman named Blue Bird forgot and said, " Good morning, Onestone.'
He jumped up, grabbed her and took her deep into the forest where he made love to her all day and all night.
He made love to her all the next day,
Until Blue Bird died from exhaustion.
The word got around that Onestone meant what he promised he would do.
Years went by and no one dared call him by his given name until a woman named Yellow Bird returned to the village after being away.
Yellow Bird, who was Blue Bird's cousin, was overjoyed when she saw Onestone.
She hugged him and said, 'Good to see you, Onestone.'
Onestone grabbed her, took her deep into the forest,
Then he made love to her all day, made love to her all night, made love to her all the next day,
Made love to her all the next night, but Yellow Bird wouldn't die!
Why ???
Think about it !!!
You're going to love this !!!
You can't kill Two Birds
With
OneStone
And always man ye be haviiin a chillledd day by te Viking.
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