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Crocodile Short Jokes
Q: What do you call an crocodile in a vest?
A: An investigator.
Q: What's the similarity between a Crocodile and Windows?
A: Neither of them has enough bytes!
Q: How many arms has a crocodile got?
A: Depends how far he has got with eating his dinner!
Q: What do you get if you cross a crocodile with a flower?
A: I don't know, but I'm not going to smell it!
Q: Why don't crocodiles like fast food?
A: Because they can't catch it!
Q: Did you hear about the law firm with the most intimidating lawyers?
A: It's filled with liti-gators.
Q: What do you call a crocodile with GPS?
A: A Navi-gator.
Q: What do crocodiles call human children?
A: Appetizers.
Q: Who gives crocodiles presents on Christmas?
A: Santa Jaws!
Q: What's worse than one crocodile coming to dinner?
A: Two crocodiles coming to dinner
Q: What do you get when you cross a gator and a poison frog?
A: A croak-odile.
Q: Why shouldn't you shoot a crocodile?
A: He'll just bite the bullet and make the best of it.
Q: Why are crocodiles comedians so funny?
A: Their wit is as razor sharp as their teeth!
Q: What is a crocodile's favorite drink?
A: Gator-ade.
Q: What do you get a girl that likes crocodiles?
A: All I got her is shoes.
Q: What do you call a crocodile that flirts with women?
A: A Lacoste.
Q: What do you call a crocodile that likes to bowl?
A: An Alley-Gator!
Q: What's the difference between a dog and a crocodile?
A: One's bark is worst than his bite.
Q: What do crocodiles drink before a race?
A: Gator-Ade.
Q: Why won't crocodiles attack lawyers?
A: Professional courtesy!
Q: What do you get when you cross a crocodile and a rooster?
A: A croc-a-doodle-doo.
Q: Why shouldn't you taunt a crocodile?
A: Because it might come back to bite you in the end.
Q: What do yuppie crocodiles like to drink
A: Jaw-va
Q: What was the nerd crocodiles favorite programming language
A: Jaw-va
Q: What do you call a crocodile that makes others fight?
A: An Instigator.
Q: What is an crocodiles favorite smell?
A: Human blood.
Q: Did you hear about the crocodile who became a congressman?
A: He was an expert dele-gator.
Q: What do you call a reptile that works on a farm?
A: An irri-gator.
And as always have a chilled day from the Viking.
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