Hello ladies and gents this is the Viking telling you that today we are talking about 

JOES JOKES

The first computer dates back to Adam and Eve. It was an Apple with limited memory, just one byte. And then everything crashed.

I find it ironic that the colors red, white, and blue stand for freedom until they are flashing behind you.

Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool. I gave him a glass of water.

That one liner 'i'm not drinking too much tonight' never goes as planned...

Alcohol is a perfect solvent: It dissolves marriages, families and careers.

You won't drink away the alcoholism.

A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it.

The road to success is always under construction.

All the problems fade before a hangover

If you're not supposed to eat at night, why is there a light bulb in the refrigerator?

And as always have a chilled day from the Viking.