JOES JOKES

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CAR JOKES

1. What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?

A Ford Siesta.

2. What do you call a Mexican who lost his car?

Carlos.

3. When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a driveway.

4. What kind of car does yoda drive?

A toyoda

5. What kind of cars do cooks drive?

Chef-rolets.

6. Who can drive all their customers away and still make money?

Taxi drivers.

7. What kind of car does a snake drive?

An Ana-Honda.

8. Where do Volkswagens go when they get old?

The Old Volks home.

9. How is a golf ball different from a Chevy?

You can drive a golf ball 200 yards.

10. What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.

11. What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.

12. What snakes are found on cars?

Windshield vipers.

13. A man drove his expensive car into a tree…

And found out how the Mercedes bends

14. What kind of car does a dog hate?

CorVETS.

15. I couldn’t work out how to fasten my seatbelt.

Then it clicked.

16. My relationship with my chauffeur just isn’t going anywhere.

It feels like he’s always trying to drive me away.

17. When the musician got in a car accident, his guitar was destroyed.

The accident was a Fender bender.

18. What do you call a Norwegian prostitute?

A Fjord Escort.

19. What kind of petrol does Vin use?

Diesel.

20. I ran my Subi into a lake.

Now it’s a Scubaru.

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