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Canada Jokes
Q: Did you hear about the war between Newfoundland and Nova Scotia?
A: The Newfies were lobbing hand grenades; the Nova Scotians were pulling the pins and throwing them back.
Q: What do you call a sophisticated American?
A: Canadian.
Q: What's the difference between an American and a Canadian?
A: An Canadian not only has a sense of humour but can also spell it.
Q: What do urine samples and Canadian beer have in common?
A: The taste!
Q: Who would win in a fight between Celine Dion and Shania Twain?
A: We all would!
Q: What are the 2 seasons in Canada?
A: WINTER AND JULY!
Q: Why aren't there any Mexicans in Canada?
A: They can't run that far.
Q: Which Canadian city is full of fierce cats?
A: Vancougar.
Q: How do Canadian Environmental groups plan on using Hilary Clinton to stop the spread of Asian carp into the Great Lakes?
A: By having her go Skinny Dipping in Lake Michigan
Q: Why is the late Corey Haim going to be buried in his native Canada?
A: The USA and Canada held a coin toss and Canada lost!
Q: Why did Leandro Barbosa choose to play for the Toronto Raptors?
A: Because they have much better pot in Canada!
Q: What do Canadians sing when they get excited?
A: Who let the sled dogs out!
Q: Why does Celine Dion want to purchase the Montreal Canadiens?
A: Because she wants to ruin more than just music!
Q: What time was it when the monster ate the Canadian prime minister?
A: Eight P.M.
Q: What Dr Seuss book do they read every morning in Canada?
A: Tim Hortons Hears a Who.
Q: Why is President Obama contacting the Prime Minister of Canada about the failed economy?
A: To find out how Canadians live off of less!
Q: What was the original title for "Canadian Idol"?
A: "The Worlds Biggest Hoser"
Q: Why did Bill Clinton choose Canada as the site for his summit with Yeltsin?
A: So he could look up some college buddies who moved up there during the war.
Q: What is the difference between a Canadian and a canoe?
A: A canoe tips.
And as ever laugh its sunday
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