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JAMAICAN JOKES

What do you get when you cross a Jamaican and a ginger? 

A Gingerbreadmon 

Why do Jamaican soccer fans suck at geometry? 

Because they never have any points. 

What does a Jamaican do when his team has won the World Cup? 

He turns off the PlayStation. 

What do you call a rude Jamaican? 

Caribbean jerk. 

What's the difference between Jamaicans and mosquitoes? 

Mosquitoes are only annoying in the summer. 

Why are Jamaican jokes getting dumb and dumber?

 Because Jamaicans have started to make them up themselves. 

How does every Jamaican joke start? 

By looking over your shoulder. 

What do you call a Jamaican with two spliffs? 

Double jointed. 

What do you call a gay Jamaican guy? 

Pokemon. 

Whats the difference between a smart Jamaican and a unicorn? 

Nothing, they're both fictional characters 

Did you hear about the winner of the Jamaican beauty contest? 

Me neither. 

Why wasn't Jesus born in Jamaica? 

He couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin. 

What do you called a doped-up Jamaican? Tokemon! 

Why don't Jamaicans play hide and seek? Cause nobody will look for them? 

What is a Jamaican's favorite dream? 

Getting so high he can eat a star. 

Did you hear about the shampoo shortage in Jamaica? 

It was dreadful 

Who was the most famous Jamaican philosopher? 

A-rasta-tle! 

What is a Jamaicans idea of a balanced diet? 

A joint in each hand! 

What is the difference between an elevator and a Jamaican father? 

One can raise a child 

I used to have a printer that got possessed by Bob Marley. It wouldn't stop jammin'....... 

Are you Jamaican? cause you're jamaican me crazy. 

You can't go to the Caribbean without taking a Jamaican marijuana tour. 

Yo mama so stupid, she thought Pokemon was a Jamaican steryotype. 

My favorite part of winter is watching it on TV from Jamaica. Tourist: "Is it true you Jamaicans answer a question with a question?" Jamaican: "A who tell yuh dat?" 

My best friend isn't coming back to school, she's gone to the Caribbean. Jamaica? No, she went of her own accord. 

Knock Knock! Who's There? Jamaica. Jamaica who? Jamaica her do that, or was it her own decision?

Speak English, Dress American, Kiss French, Eat Italian, SMOKE JAMAICAN!

And as always stay crazy...