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JOKES
Q: What would Elvis be doing if he was alive right now?
A: Clawing at the inside of his coffin!
I went to see an Elvis impersonator last night, but I got there too late..... Apparently, he had left the building.
Q: What's green and sings?
A: Elvis Parsely
Q: What's stiff and excites women?
A: Elvis Presley!
Q: What is the difference between Elvis and smart blondes?
A: Elvis has been sighted!
Q: What was Elvis's last great hit?
A: The bathroom floor!
Q: Where does the Black Forest cuckoo live?
A: In the Gateau...
Q: What was Elvis last words on the toilet?
A: Dierrhea.
Q: What do you call a muslim Elvis impersonator?
A: Amal Shookup.
Q: What did Elvis say after seeing Michael and Lisa Marie on television?
A: "Boy, that's a relief. I thought she married a black guy!"
Q: What do you call the king of vegetables? A: Elvis Parsley.
Q: What is a dogs favorite song?
A: "You ain't nothin but a hounddog".
And as always stay funny
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