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Halloween Jokes

Laugh at 70 Funny Halloween Jokes and Comics for Kids – Boys' Life magazine

Q: What do ghosts eat for supper?

A: Spooketi

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Q: What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

A: Hope it’s Halloween!!

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Q: What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

A: Spelling.

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Q: Why didn’t the skeleton want to go to school?

A: His heart wasn’t in it.

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Q: Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?

A: He didn’t have any guts!

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Q: Why did the skeleton cross the road?

A: To get to the body shop.

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Q: Why didn’t the skeleton go to the ball?

A: Because he had no BODY to go with.

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Q: What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

A: “Trike or Treat”?

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Q: What do you call a fat pumpkin?

A: A plumpkin.

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Q: What room does a ghost not need?

A: A living room!

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Q: Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

A: Because you can see right through them!

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Q: Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

A: His “ghoul” friend!

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Q: Why is Superman’s costume so tight?

A: Because he wears a size “S”.

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Q: What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

A: Shamboo!

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Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?

Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!

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Q: What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A: A sandwich!

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Q: What is a vampire’s favorite fruit?

A: A nectarine!

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“Mommy, everyone says I look like a werewolf.”

“Please be quiet and comb your face.”

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Q: What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

A: I scream!

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Q: When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

A: When you’re a mouse.

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Q: What do birds say on Halloween?

A: Twick o tweet

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Q: What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,

a Poodle and a ghost?

A: A cocker poodle boo.

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Q: What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

A: Mummies!

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Q: What is a ghost’s favorite fruit?

A: Booberries!

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Q: What does a skeleton say before dinner?

A: Bone appetit!

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Q: What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

A: Scarespray!

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Q: What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

A: Frostbite.

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Q: What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

A: Boo-Jeans.

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Q: Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

A: Because they have a lot of spirit.

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Q: What did one owl say to the other owl?

A: Happy Owl-ween!

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Q: Why is a skeleton so mean?

A: He doesn’t have a heart.

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Q: What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A: A fence.

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Q: What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

A: Do you believe in humans?

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Q: What do vampires take when they are sick?

A: Coffin drops!

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Q: What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

A: Count Quackula!

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Q: What is a ghost’s favorite pie?

A: Booberry pie!

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Q: Where do ghosts buy their food?

A: At the ghost-ery store!


And as always have a chilled day from the Viking.

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