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Short France Jokes
Q: How do you keep a French person from crashing your party? A: Put a sign up that says "no nudity"
Q: Why do French People eat snails? A: Because they don't like fast food!
Q: How does every French joke start? A: By looking over your shoulder.
Q: What is the Guillotine? A: A French chopping centre.
Q: Which ghost was president of France? A: Charles de Ghoul.
Q: Where do fruits go on vacation? A: Pear-is.
Q: Whats the difference between a smart Frenchman and a unicorn? A: Nothing, they're both fictional characters
Q: Did you hear about the Frenchman who jumped into the river in Paris? A: He was declared to be in Seine.
Q: Did you hear about the winner of the French beauty contest? A: Me neither.
Q: What do you call an Frenchman in the knockout stages of the World Cup? A: A Referee.
Q: Why wasn't Jesus born in France? A: He couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin.
Q: What do you call a Frenchman advancing on Baghdad? A: A salesman.
Q: Where can you find 60,100,000 French jokes? A: In France.
Did you hear about the brave Frenchman? Oh you didn't. Well don't feel bad no one else has either.
Q: How do you brainwash a Frenchman? A: Fill his underpants with water.
Q: Did you hear about the French Army rifle sold on ebay? A: The only description under the picture of it was "Nie gefeuert, einmal fallen gelessen" This is German for "never fired, dropped once"
Q: How do you kill a Frenchman? A: Slam the toilet seat down when he's getting a drink.
Q: How did the French react to German reunification? A: They put up speed bumps at the borders to slow down the panzers.
Q: What do you call a man who only needs body armor on his back? A: Jacques Chirac
Q: What is the other way to spell the name of the French president? A: Jacques ChIraq.
Q: Which is the most biggest rope? A: Europe
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