Hello ladies and gents this is the QUEEN telling you that today we are talking about

SOME WEIRD LAWS YOU ARE BREAKING EVERY DAY

Sang Happy Birthday in a restaurant (48 per cent)
Drank alcohol under the age of 18 (47 per cent)
Sworn or gestured to other road users (40 per cent)
Vacuumed between the hours of 6pm and 8am on a weekday or 1pm and 8am on a Saturday or Sunday (36 per cent)
Parked partly on a pavement (34 per cent)
Cycled on pavements (33 per cent)
Speeding whilst driving (32 per cent)
Beeped a horn for any reason other than alerting traffic (31 per cent)
Been drunk on the street, or in a pub or restaurant (30 per cent)
Eaten or drank whilst driving
Pocketed change when given wrong amount
Changed a CD whilst driving
Had sex in a public place
Bought cigarettes under the age of 18
Dropped litter
Taken illegal drugs
Disturbed people by ringing their doorbells / knocking at their doors and leaving before being answered (or playing knock, knock, ginger - also known as known down ginger)
Not worn a seatbelt during a car journey
Flown a kite in a park
Used a fake name on the internet

And as always have a chilled day from the Viking

The White Viking