Hello ladies and gents this is the Viking telling you that today we are talking about

RIDDLES

 Why did the little boy bury his flashlight?

Because the batteries died

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What has a face and two hands, but has no arms or legs?

A clock

What five-letter word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it?

Short

What starts with a P, ends with an E, and has thousands of letters?

The Post Office

What word begins and ends with an E, but only has one letter?

Envelope

And as always have a chilled day from the Viking