Hello laughers this is Joe telling you that today we are talking about
BILL CLINTON JOKES
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Q: What's the new press name for the latest Presidential scandal?
A: Fornigate.
Q: When did Bill Clinton lose Paula Jones
A: During the De-briefing
Q: What is Bill Clinton favorite instrument?
A: A sexaphone!
Q: What do Monica Lewinski and a soda machine have in common?
A: They both say insert bill here!
Q: Why is Bill Clinton so reluctant to deal with the fate of Elian Gonzalez?
A: Because the last time he made a decision about where to put a Cuban he was impeached
Q: Why did Clinton bomb Iraq?
A: After Monica, he figured he was getting good at bringing people to their knees
Q: What does Clinton say to interns as they leave his office?
A: "Don't hit your head on the desk."
Q: How is Bill Clinton like a computer?
A: He has good hard drive and ram but a problem with memory
Q: What is Bill's definition of safe sex?
A: When Hillary is out of town.
Q: What is the difference between Clinton and the Titanic?
A: Only 300 women went down on the Titanic.
Q. What does Bill say to Hillary after a romantic interlude?
A: "Honey, I'll be home in 20 minutes."
Q: Why does Bill Clinton cheat on Hillary?
A: He wants to be on top.
Q: How did Bill Clinton paralyze Hillary from the waist down?
A: He married her.
Q: When did Clinton realize Paula Jones wasn't a Democrat?
A: When she didn't swallow everything he presented.
And as always laugh you muppet
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