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Panda Jokes
Q: What goes black, white, black, white, black, white?
A: A panda rolling down a hill.
Q: What's black and white and red all over?
A: A sunburnt panda.
Q: Why do pandas have fur coats?
A: Because they'd look stupid in denim jackets.
Q: Why do pandas like old movies?
A: Because they're in black and white.
Q: What do chinese bears eat for breakfast?
A: Panda-cakes!
Q: What's a Chinese bear's favorite expendable organ?
A: The panda-creas!
Q: Did you hear about the party at the Chinese zoo?
A: It was Panda-monium.
Q: What do you call a bear that jumps but never lands?
A: Peter Panda.
Q: What do Chinese bears wear around their face when they're robbing banks?
A: Pandana!
Q: How did the panda lose his dinner?
A: He was "Bamboozled"!
Q: Why did the panda date a Victoria Secret model?
A: She had really big bamboobs.
Q: What did the panda say when he was forced out of his natural habitat?
A: This is un-BEAR-able
Q: What's black and white and as hard as a rock?
A: A panda that's fallen in cement.
This was made for a very special lady The Caribbean Princess and as always have a chilled day from the Viking
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