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Weird But True ‘Shower Thoughts’ That Will Make You Think

Sometimes when we are doing trivial things, like taking a shower, our minds begin an involuntary brainstorming session and we come up with the most brilliant ideas and, at times, weirdest thoughts. These ideas, which are commonly called shower thoughts, allow us to look at things from a different perspective. And not only that, but you might also surprise yourself with the smarts you actually have!

Have you ever had a shower idea that dogs, who have been human companions for centuries, maybe bring us sticks because we used to need to build fires? Or that the best part of cucumber is the worst part of watermelon? If these bright ideas sound compelling to you, wait until you read the rest of them!

Scroll below to read the whole list of strange but clever thoughts in the shower. If you have some good ideas of your own, be sure to add them to our list!

#1 Anxiety is like when video game combat music is playing but you can't find any enemies.

#2 There should be a reality show where flat-earthers have to find the edge of the world.

#3 They put music from the 50s and 60s in medicine commercials to appeal to the older generation... meaning sometime in the future, Despacito will be playing on a commercial for laxatives.

#4 A different version of you exists in the minds of everyone who knows you.

#5 When we're young, we sneak out our house to go to parties. When we're old, we sneak out of parties to go home.

#6 George Orwell predicted cameras watching us in our homes, but he didn't predict that we would buy and install them ourselves.

#7 Smart phones are probably responsible for reducing graffiti in public toilets

#8 Your future self is talking shit about you.

#9 If you run at 11pm you are a night person. If you run at 5am you are a morning person. If you run at 3am you are a suspicious person.

#10 At special occasions girls with curly hair straighten it and girls with straight hair curl it.

and as always have a chilled day from the Viking