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Halloween Jokes for Kids
1. How do vampires get around on Halloween? On blood vessels.
2. Why did the Headless Horseman get a job? He was trying to get ahead in life.
3. The skeleton couldn’t help being afraid of the storm—he just didn’t have any guts.
4. How can you tell when a vampire has been in a bakery? All the jelly has been sucked out of the jelly doughnuts.
5. What do ghosts wear when their eyesight gets blurred? Spooktacles.
6. What can you catch from a vampire in winter? Frostbite.
7. What would be the national holiday for a nation of vampires? Fangs-giving!
8. Knock, Knock…
Who’s there?
Phillip!
Phillip who?
Phillip my bag with Halloween candy, please!
9. Why didn’t the skeleton go to prom? He had no body to go with.
10. Who did the scary ghost invite to his party? Any old friend he could dig up!
11. What’s a zombie’s favorite cereal? Rice Creepies.
12. What’s it like being kissed by a vampire? It’s a pain in the neck.
13. Where do ghosts go on holidays? The Boohamas.
14. What sound do witches make when they eat cereal? Snap, Cackle & Pop!
15. What did one ghost say to the other? Get a life!
16. Where do fashionable ghosts shop? Bootiques.
17. How do you know vampires love baseball? They turn into bats every night.
18. Knock, Knock…
Who’s there?
Witch!
Witch who?
Witch one of you will give me lots of Halloween candy?
19. Where do ghosts like to travel on vacation? The Dead Sea!
20. The skeleton didn’t mind that everyone called him a bonehead.
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