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Funniest jokes and quotes about whisky

We combined two off Scotland’s most famous exports - its whisky and its humour – and tracked down twenty funny whisk jokes and whisky saying.

These are the best jokes and quotes about whisky

1. I got home after a stressful and demotivating day to find my partner moving my whisky collection up to a high shelf. I can always rely on them to lift my spirits.

2. An old woman drinks whisky for the first time. She thinks for a while, and then says: “Strange, the stuff tastes exactly like the medicine my late husband had to take for twenty years!”

3. She was only a whisky maker....but he loved her still

4 . I'm on a whisky diet. I've lost few days already.

5. The other day I bought 2 large bottles of whisky, but I was worried I would drop them on my way home. To solve this problem I drank them before beginning the long walk home. I'm really glad I did, because I fell over six times!

6. A man walks into a bar and drinks 10 straight double whiskys one after the other. Suddenly he keels over rubbing his stomach head bowed, barman says to the man, 'what's the matter?' Man says 'I shouldn't of drank that whisky with what I've got', barman says 'why what have you got?' Man says £2

7. What kind of whisky does a bunny drink? Hop Scotch.

8. I can walk on water but I just kind of stumble on whisky

9. "I'm starting a new job”, "What sort of job?” "I'm an expert egg beater" “That's a whisky business.”

10. What did Batman give Doctor Freeze with his whisky? Just-ice

And as always have a chilled day from the Viking