Hello ladies and gents this is the Viking telling you that today we are talking about
ITALIAN JOKES
Q: Why did the Mafia cross the road? A: Forget about it.
Q: What do you get when you cross an Italian and a Jew? A: Olive Garden
Q: How can you tell if an Italian is in the Mafia? A: His favorite dish is broken leg of lamb.
A Roman guy walks into a bar, holds up two fingers and says, "Five, please."
Q: What is a four-letter word in Italian for goodbye? A: "BANG"!
Q: What do you call an Italian who marries someone Polish? A: A social climber.
Q: What do you call an Italian hooker? A: A pastatute.
Q: How does every Italian joke start? A: By looking over your shoulder.
Q: Whats the difference between a smart Italian and a unicorn? A: Nothing, they're both fictional characters
Q: Did you hear about the winner of the Italian beauty contest? A: Me neither.
Q: Did you hear about the Italian chef that died? A: He pasta way.
Q: What does FIAT stand for? A: Fix It Again, Tony!
Q: If your American in the living room what are you in the bathroom? A: EUROPEAN
Q: What do you call a Roman with a cold? A: Julius Sneezer
Q: Why are polish jokes so short? A: Its so the Italians can understand them.
Q: Why wasn't Jesus born in Italy? A: He couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin.
Q: Why don't Italians have freckles? A: Because they slide right off.
Q: Why did Pope Benedict have reservations about accepting his papacy? A: It meant moving to an Italian neighborhood!
Q: Why don't Italians eat fleas? A: They can't get their little legs apart.
Q: How can you identify the Italian at the Cock fight? A: He's the one who bets on the duck.
And as always have a chilled day from the Viking
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